Diane: This weekend offers the usual fare including the obligatory long-weekend marathon. Today begins the “Law and Order” marathon on TNT. I do not greet these events with enthusiasm. I did not realize until my hubby dear identified the issue as “I hate all marathons.” I don’t like sitting passively, watching something others have arranged, on their schedule, with no time to contemplate what I just viewed. I don’t like scheduling my life and awarding whichever show is out there the higher priority of my time so that I willingly give up all other activities to “watch a marathon.” My hubby dear felt I don’t truly appreciate his viewpoint on how he watches marathons so I have invited him to share the flip-side.
Alan: Diane’s favorite television show is Charmed. I told her that her distaste of marathons would preclude her from watching a Charmed marathon. This was a pretty brave statement because I recently gave her the boxed set of the complete first season of Charmed and she watched it voraciously. Sort of her own little marathon and crossing Diane is something that few have had the temerity to do and even fewer have done so and lived to tell the tale afterward. Diane agreed with me that she would not like a Charmed marathon and it was different from her own marathon because she could pause her marathon whenever she got the urge to do something else. This is a difference between her and me. I can and do enjoy 24 hours of a show that I like tremendously because there is so little on television that I find to be worth my time. When I do find a show that I like, I have a letdown when it is over because there is often nothing else to take its place. With a marathon I can put that letdown off indefinitely. And she says that I have ADD. Diane then asked me when I find the time to reflect on one show since the next is immediately following. I told her that with a show like Law And Order I reflect upon it during the closing scene when the characters themselves are reflecting upon it. When Diane asked how could I do that I tell her that when the characters are having their conversations I make my own mental interjections as to what I would say if I were in their conversation. Another difference between her and me is that her television shows talk to her while I make my shows interactive whether they are set up that way or not. Diane gets her interactivity by becoming her own programmer, hence her marked preference to DVD’s over television, while I make everything interactive. I started this with my children when they were young and we would each pick out a character from the show we were watching and claim to be that character. This morphed into our telling each other what else we would have said or done if we really were that character. This was most fun when we were watching professional wrestling. “You know I would have body slammed you a couple more times and then given you a pile-driver before I pinned you.” “Yeah, well I would have reversed the body slam and put you in a figure four leg lock and made you submit, so I would have won that match.” Diane has never really understood what is going on when the boys and I watch television. Anyway, it is almost time for the Law And Order marathon and my only concern is this: I haven’t checked the schedule and if the Sci-Fi channel is having a Twilight Zone marathon I won’t know what to do.
Diane: Actually Charmed is only one of my favorite shows. I didn’t have time to see any of the episodes until they were in the 5th Season so watching the DVD’s are exciting to me because they are all new. As a little girl I truly wanted to have magical powers, so, Alan, you may be correct in not crossing me.
Other TV shows that I like include Cold Case, The Daily Show, ER, and CSI. WOW! I forgot Crossing Jordan. Unfortunately for me watching television is confining so I see my favorite shows about 5 times a year. That’s sad! Unfortunately I don’t have control of the remote control and don’t even know which stations are on which channels due to lack of interest. When I was working 75 hours a week, there was a reason why I wasn’t watching television. I just don’t have that habit. I also prefer DVD’s because they have extras, they have captions, and I can actually watch the show at a faster rate. I am a speed reader and I enjoy ramping up the speed of the show to 4X while the captions are flashing across the bottom. Sometimes I want to hear the sound and music, other times I just want to get to the plot and the ending. I can’t do that while anyone else in my family is around because that takes concentration. You are correct. We are just different. Different mindsets. Different attitudes. Different choices. While the marathons are on, I’ll be out & about talking to real people, delivering orders for MK, and reading an updated Childhood of Famous Americans book I begged off a vendor to preview.